Abby Flanders

death before decaf | writer, communicator, biologist | johns hopkins MA science writing '22

[Abby Flanders @abby_flan]

I ate 2 different varieties of mac and cheese for dinner tonight because I'm a ~fancy~ adult

[The Science Writer @SciWriterMag]

In Louisville, KY, two emergency department Child Life
Specialists have an ER overflowing with pediatric patients who would be better off in primary care. @abby_flan asks, Are children being overlooked in the crisis of ER overuse? https://t.co/gyW3kk66iM

[Abby Flanders @abby_flan]

@StuffToDoAtMU who are they 😩😩

[Monterey Bay Aquarium @MontereyAq]

It's always golden hour beneath the kelp cathedral's stained glass canopy.

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

Friends: “What’s your password?”

Me: “It’s my birthday”

Friends:

[Abby Flanders @abby_flan]

I’m working the gate at a Chiddy Bang concert and I just asked @realchiddy for his student ID 🙇🏽‍♀️

[Ben Halpern @bendhalpern]

1969: Margaret Hamilton alongside the code that got us to the moon
2019: Katie Bouman alongside the data that got us to the black hole

[Abby Flanders @abby_flan]

don’t piss me off today guys my pet shrimp died

[Abby Flanders @abby_flan]

oh @stufftodoatMU you guys are the best ✨✨

[Campus Activities Programming Board @StuffToDoAtMU]

We are giving away 2 FREE tickets/per person to see Captain Marvel @ 7:30 p.m. at Regal Stadium 14 on March 8th! Come to the Student Center CSI (2nd floor) at 12 p.m. to get yours! Available while supplies last (MUST SHOW MU-ID). NOT AVAILABLE TO PUBLIC!

[Abby Flanders @abby_flan]

@MizzouParking does your office remain open when the rest of the university is closed/will you be ticketing today?

[Abby Flanders @abby_flan]

Y’all can hate me but Wonderwall is a bop

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

asked for sprite but they gave me clown juice instead

[Abby Flanders @abby_flan]

people: “so where are you from?”
me: “Springfield”
them: “oh, why didn’t you stay there for college?”
me:

[Abby Flanders @abby_flan]

@abby_seidler Yep 😅

[Abby Flanders @abby_flan]

A hat is....

[samantha @costin_samantha]

y’all my friend just posted this on her story I’m deceased 😂😂😂 @bax_ashley

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

me: i hope my brain will let me focus today. i really need to get some studying done!
brain:
brain:
brain:
brain:
brain: ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ᵍʳᵉᵃᵗ ᶫᵒʷ ʳᵃᵗᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃᶰ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵒᶰᶫᶦᶰᵉ, ᵍᵒ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍᵉᶰᵉʳᵃᶫ ᵃᶰᵈ ˢᵃᵛᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ

[Abby Flanders @abby_flan]

@mandalynne90 what!! yes! I had him for a few classes in middle school, that’s too funny! he was the best

[Abby Flanders @abby_flan]

Only Springfield kids will know what it’s like to have Mr. Duncombe like you done comb your hair as a sub https://t.co/6Ll1FdnKC2