Abby Fox-Bryan

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@5DogwoodDrive Khaji is the exact same!

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To the people who leave an entire car-length space in front of you in any line. Why?

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@stephbisaacs No!

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Trader Joe's has the best employees but the absolute worst customers.

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@realsemaj Treat yo'self!

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I want to know what kind of life you live going 5 under the speed limit.

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I know Nation isn't impressed by one of my Lego creations when he says, "Oh! You can put it in your room."

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@abibrownman 100% agree.

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@realsemaj Him not being on our bed between the pillows for Lola's diaper changes hit too hard today. 😭

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@realsemaj Same goes for "boy mom" or some variation. Cringe.

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There's very little I dislike more than the feeling of wet grass on my feet.

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@realsemaj It truly makes me smile every single time I look at it or open it.

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Tired toddlers tell drunken tales.

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Had a dream I got the Wordle in 1 but it was only 4 letters. The word? Haze.

I feel like this means something.

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Sat listening to sirens for 5 minutes thinking something crazy was happening in our neighborhood only to realize @realsemaj left his Spiderman game volume on.

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Me noticing paint on Nation's arms upon picking him up from school: "oh! Did you paint today?!"
Nation: "yes! I painted a surprise for you! It's a picture frame!"

Don't tell Nation your secrets.

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Just gave the pharmacist literally every birthday in the family before I got the right one 🤦🏼‍♀️

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@ScrySociety I feel like this happens to you every year 😂 I think you just might like taking multiple trips to Lowe's!

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"I was a cool kid." - my 4 yo

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@realsemaj I really want these buses to have wings.