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Happy birthday @chancetherapper! adding my favorites as I go.. Thank you for your magic

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"My backs as stiff as a wedding dick" - my mother

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@Uber my account has been hacked I am in Cleveland OH not Spain...... You're website is not helpful, please refund

[abe froman @abby_free]

to real friends, to the real end
til the wheels fall off, til they don't spin

[abe froman @abby_free]

The funniest 3 month pictures you've ever seen.

[abe froman @abby_free]

m00d

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@DJ_MasterFlex #GOPDebate

[abe froman @abby_free]

"Or even Kasich could get it. he's like the black unicorn isn't he?" - @DJ_MasterFlex #darkhorse

[abe froman @abby_free]

"Look at Dee, sitting on her cloud of judgement, handing out life lessons to all the sinners" #alwayssunny

[Scuttlebutt Sailing News @ScuttButt]

Nominees Announced for US Yachtsman and Yachtswoman of the Year https://t.co/wE7PWtaM0Z

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@luk3pajk ugh knew it

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@luk3pajk 😐

[abe froman @abby_free]

@daaaaaaaaaas yup you definitely did ......

[abe froman @abby_free]

"I'm a pussy, why can't you guys accept that?" -Dave Asprey

[abe froman @abby_free]

Considering asking my prof for a deadline extension on the final paper that's due in an hour bc #NationalStressAwarenessDay

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

16 people who 100% did not meet Ed Sheeran https://t.co/54zI19sBnn

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I don't think I can ever listen to enough modest mouse