Abby Jurgens

Well behaved women seldom make history

[Abby Jurgens @abby_lately]

@AGPamBondi 🤦🏼‍♀️ You're all just so embarrassing. If you valued education at all, you'd realize that as the sitting AG, you stated over 5x more lives were "saved" than total pills seized. Yesterday you then claimed 258M lives were saved—over 75% of the entire U.S. population 🫠. Read a book.

[Abby Jurgens @abby_lately]

@Trump2024Film We don't dislike him because he's blunt and says whatever he wants. We dislike him because his bluntness and honesty revealed that he's a horrible person. How he views people and the world is what's offensive. It's unbefitting for a human let alone a president.

[Abby Jurgens @abby_lately]

@DeniseHofstadt1 @Trump2024Film @Prettybirds4U We're also not looking for a criminal or sex offender soooo... pass.

[Abby Jurgens @abby_lately]

@NutellaUSA is the hero we all deserve. THIS is a masterclass in giving the customer what they want and filling a container all the way up haha. 🙌

Take note @Fritolay chip bags.

[Abby Jurgens @abby_lately]

#Romania fully knowing they did an inferior routine & still going to court to strip another athlete of a medal just so their team can get one is classless. Jordan didn't cheat, she simply did better than you & the judges made an error. Why would you want an undeserved medal? 👎

[Abby Jurgens @abby_lately]

"They just can't finish" they said. #USWNT taking those comments and that 5th place ranking personal 😤 . Goals on goals on goals for the gals. #USA

[Abby Jurgens @abby_lately]

@NiceReedSteve His first and last game reffing a major tournament. See ya never fucker.

[Abby Jurgens @abby_lately]

@GovKristiNoem Her innovative idea: Taking them to the gravel pit

[Abby Jurgens @abby_lately]

@Ben_Cary_ @mkb14mkb @JulieFoudy 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[AO @AmericanOutlaws]

Hey @concacaf @GoldCup, real quick…

Uh… WTF?

[Abby Jurgens @abby_lately]

This #USWNT game right now is out of control. There are full on puddles on the field and the ball can't travel more than 10yds on the ground & dribbling is impossible. Postpone the game before someone gets hurt you clowns #GoldCup

[Abby Jurgens @abby_lately]

@elonmusk The amusement I get seeing how scared uninteresting, average white men get when they realize that will no longer be enough to land a good job is truly 🤌

[Ben Stevens @BenScottStevens]

Michigan State might be the most confusing team in college basketball.

The Spartans could reach the Final Four.

Or get bounced in their opening game in the Big Ten Tournament.

The next two months in East Lansing are going to be a wild ride.

[College Basketball Content @CBBcontent]

Steven Izzo has scored more points in college than LeBron James

[Abby Jurgens @abby_lately]

How relieved is Tyler Boyd right now tho... #WhoDey 🐅

[Abby Jurgens @abby_lately]

Protect @ScottHanson at all costs people! #NFLRedZone

[Abby Jurgens @abby_lately]

Mark Wahlberg on Manningcast was what I imagine having a conversation with Vladimir Putin is like. That was painful to watch.

[Abby Jurgens @abby_lately]

Nebraska's clock management was atrocious, but how that trip by Allen doesn't get called in OT is mind-blowing. Classic #B1G officiating.

[Abby Jurgens @abby_lately]

@peteyurish33 @RapSheet I mean, he was penalized for this hit in the game tho... And if you watch the video, deservedly so.

[Abby Jurgens @abby_lately]

@u_tube_spy It's for the NFLs Crucial Catch cancer awareness campaign... You strike me as the type of person who is pro cancer though, so you prob aren't into that either. Also don't worry, the NFL won't miss your bigoted viewership ✌️