abby

some call me Krusty.

[abby @abby_masters]

Being epileptic is annoying (besides the seizures) because I always have to say I’m disabled in my job applications... I can still do everything ......... I just might seize.

[abby @abby_masters]

@BenStiller

[Shawn Masters @smmasters6]

https://t.co/dmZSADjZai

[KIERAH @kierqh]

We’re literally about to uncover the largest sex trafficking ring in the world THIS IS HUGE and nobody gives a damn because your brains are controlled by the media and the media doesn’t want you to know that your favorite celebs that you worship and stalk are all pedos 🤒🤧

[abby @abby_masters]

@Aliisonnw Thanks

[abby @abby_masters]

I signed up for the RIVER•X CHALLENGE — VIRTUAL on Jun 01, 2020! https://t.co/lRBK4beWAm #RiverXchallenge

[abby @abby_masters]

@michellerubibis @KristiLuvsJesus You call yourselves “catholic” then you say these silly things. You’re so blind and self righteous. One day you’ll learn :)

[Alyson McClaran @McclaranAlyson]

Health care workers stand in the street in counter-protest to hundreds of people who gathered at the State Capitol to demand the stay-at-home order be lifted in Denver, Colo., on Sunday, April 19, 2020. Photos by Alyson McClaran

[abby @abby_masters]

I need to stop having conversation w people about cults and murders... not as many people find it as fascinating to talk to a stranger with as I do.

[Marcus J. DiPaola @marcusdipaola]

Trump rally security tries unsuccessfully to corral the protester wearing the @RefuseFascism shirt with a gigantic pink middle finger on it in Hershey, PA as she dances around them, giving the crowd the finger. Trump was calm at first then started to lose his temper.

[abby @abby_masters]

Just casually strolling through my office then I realized my pants were still unbuttoned and unzipped because I’m to fat to sit at my desk and not unfasten them. I’M A PROFESSIONAL.

[BGSU Men's Soccer @BGSUMSoccer]

The assist on Achille's goal went to NATHAN MASTERS!

[BGSU Men's Soccer @BGSUMSoccer]

Falcons 🆚 Mastodons at the top of the hour!

BGSU Starting XI...
MWEMBIA
WROBEL
ROBIN
MONTEMURRI
LUKACSKO
BUESCHER
MASTERS ⤵️
WALTERS
SULLIVAN
WORNER
MACIEJEWSKI

[Nathan Allen Pirtle @Nathanapirtle]

At the age 18 they will let you commit to $200,000 in student loans but won’t give you a $20,000 Business loan.... Think about that!

[abby @abby_masters]

I can’t be the only one who forgets how old I am

[Ben See @ClimateBen]

Remember:

1. The oceans are being killed.
2. Forests will soon be gone.
3. Fertile soil is disappearing.
4. Megafauna risk extermination.
5. Insects are vanishing.
6. Climate chaos is inevitable.
7. Extinction is now.
8. Plastic is in our blood.

None of this is front page news.

[Ben See @ClimateBen]

Remember:

1. Giraffes🦒
2. Elephants🐘
3. Tigers🐅
4. Gorillas🦍
5. Rhinos🦏
6. Koalas🐨
7. Sharks🦈
8. Bats 🦇
9. Lions🦁
10. Hedgehogs🦔
11. Eagles🦅
11. Camels🐫
12. Whales🐋
13. Butterflies🦋
14. Zebras🦓
15. Pandas 🐼
16. Bees🐝
17. Penguins🐧

are all endangered.💔

[abby @abby_masters]

I’m a true believer in the bless you being just as obnoxious as the sneeze.

[abby @abby_masters]

Well... just found out today mantequilla is butter in Spanish. I feel like an idiot. It just seems so much more eloquent than that. #SouthPark

[abby @abby_masters]

@itsadamm_ @Aliisonnw