Abby Pegg

i kinda sorta like @_frenchjordan sometimes

[kendall @internetfairie]

ever since i was a little girl i have loved staying up really late hanging out with myself and thinking about stuff and things

[basith @basithladoo]

to do list:
bite the hand that feeds me
put all my eggs in one basket
kill two birds with one stone
let the cat out of the bag
think inside the box
burn bridges
walk on thin ice
play with fire

[damn ass rock @nmjcu]

onion rings? I’m answering

[ellara @peacekful]

i no longer hate mondays, i’ve matured, instead i hate life

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

so committed to the game he had his whole right arm replaced with a massive basketball

[jynx @jynxbby]

me on my day off:

[니아!! nia @jungkooksbam]

SOMEBODY SAID THIS GON BE HUDA NEXT EPISODE LMFAOOO #loveislandusa
https://t.co/JAVjLHITUV

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

oh to be a Bodega Cat, snoozling amongst the cheetos. 😌

[trash jones @jzux]

protein popcorn protein pop tart protein pancake. someone take me out back behind the protein barn and shoot me w a protein rifle

[big duntles @biglunty]

sitting on these with the lads and having a couple pints directly up your arse >>>

[LegoDoc 👨‍⚕️ @JHaidak]

@thejackhopkins @KamalaHarris

[julia colander @juliacolander]

Pizza Hut hired me on the spot because of my condition

[໊ @YETABOi]

Kids dont even call you a “doodoo head" no more they just straight up call you a b!tch

[Bart “Thunder” Adams @BartBigThunder]

I’m fucked, should’ve stayed home

[shoshki @cherubiim_]

he likes the music u stupid bitch

[harper stern’s defense attorney @_danaykroyd_]

Welcome back Jimmy Carter

[belle (vampirepilled) @laszlokisser]

a hundred years since this… where did the time go… 💔