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Am I the only one annoyed by the whole Taylor Travis wedding being this big of a deal at msg? Who gives a flying poop? It’s just another reason for her to be the most talked about person and that’s why I hate her. Thanks for listening.

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Whoever in charge of the roads in New York State, that decided Belmont weekend was a good weekend to do roadwork on the Northway going north should be fired and put in jail

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What is Chip Skylark’s wife doing in my “people you may know?”

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@carrierosem HAHAHAHAHA

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@carrierosem Your second bedroom is currently at 64°

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“You’re getting a Volvo when your car dies or when we have a kid. I have no problem going to the dealership and getting you a Volvo” ok so do it

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Hunter could be putting in offers for $900,000 and I wouldn’t know because I just click every X on the DocuSign

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Imagine being Justin Bieber or Justin Timberlake(for *NSYNC only) knowing that so many people would empty their bank account for a reunion tour

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Does anyone know who the mothers of Michael Jackson’s kids are?

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I wish I could show my students top gun maverick

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Thank god for grok cause I do be believing everything I read on here

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I’m sorry but Francesca is one of the least interesting and exciting characters in Bridgerton. She’s like the Kourtney kardashian of the show and I don’t want a whole season of her 😭😭😭

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Did Billy Ray have anything to do with the conception of Miley because she is literally her mothers twin

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Travis babe. 3 years is such a reach. Last year was tough but pop off king

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I’m sick because Joseph Duggar was my favorite Duggar

[WOR$T BRIDE IN AMERICA @theemisstoto]

idk if momtok will survive this

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With the new season of the bachelorette cancelled how will half of those guys become famous?

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I promise Momtok will survive without Taylor

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She for sure needed one a couple of years ago

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Taylor Frankie Paul and Dakota Mortensen have been ordered by DCFS to get psych evaluations. Source: TMZ #secretlivesofmormanwives

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Honestly Taylor gives nothing to the show anyway so just get rid of her. She doesn’t give “leader” #SLOMW