Abby Twin

bodyguard to the stars.

[Abby Twin @abby_twin]

“@WhatTheFFacts: "Nigglywiggly" is the actual name of the little paper flag thingy sticking out of the top of Hershey's kisses!”@amy_twin

[Abby Twin @abby_twin]

always lovely seeing pictures of your ex with his current girlfriend and you were still dating when they were taken. #realnice #piecesofshit

[Abby Twin @abby_twin]

munch town USA at Elsa's with ma bebes! happy birthday baileyyyyyy

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Jim Cummings, the voice behind Winnie the Pooh, calls sick kids in hospitals and talks to them as Pooh Bear to make them feel good.

[Abby Twin @abby_twin]

amazing gorgeous and incredibly talented girl on @TheEllenShow today! definitely downloading her original song. unbelievable! #yougogirl

[Abby Twin @abby_twin]

hey Ellen and co. check out this sassy sign for energy bars I saw at the gas station #ellen

[Abby Twin @abby_twin]

UMM 2 pound bags of candy at target holy FUCK @amy_twin @baileykw @linnyhanz @kscrilla @TheRoufIsOnFire #terget #cavities

[Abby Twin @abby_twin]

Geez Sherman all she wanted to do was talk about probiotics #rude #backtoyouinthestudio #eitherwayfuckthe9ers #kaepernickcanfuckwithhisnose

[Dr. $cooter McGavin @Moneycotty]

@amy_twin @abby_twin LETS TALK PROBIOTICS

[Abby Twin @abby_twin]

the little piano boy on the Ellen show today is far more intriguing than Kim Kardashian will be. guaranteed. #ellen

[Abby Twin @abby_twin]

“@WhatTheFFacts: Chaz Bono went to school with Jennifer Aniston.” @amy_twin #chazbono

[Abby Twin @abby_twin]

I wonder if Kim Kardashian will put up a #tbt pic of her ass in various locations earlier in life on Instagram today.

[Abby Twin @abby_twin]

I'm so good at scrabble it's not even funny.

[Abby Twin @abby_twin]

wiggle like you tryna make that ass fall off #thatswhatiwasdoinglastnight

[Abby Twin @abby_twin]

seriously hot http://t.co/0SC5NWW6xg

[Abby Twin @abby_twin]

double date with mom and pop http://t.co/UZQWKA0X81

[Anders Holm @ders808]

Tom. Selleck.

[Abby Twin @abby_twin]

kaden's flying http://t.co/eDhxbP3BrG

[Abby Twin @abby_twin]

how's my ass taste troy aikman and joe buck? #packers #cowgirls

[Abby Twin @abby_twin]

monkey saw santa today!!! #babykades http://t.co/aEwoPacelm