Shout out to @sleepnumber for cancelling my delivery 3 hours before they’re supposed to deliver my bed after they already pushed back the date a month🙃🙃🙃
the guy in front of me paid for my chipotle to do a pass it along thing. am i an asshole for not paying for the family of 4’s food bc they all had extra meat and guac 😂😂
Today’s convo with a patient:
“Good morning. I’m Abby and I’m going to be your nurse today”
“i can tell by your accent you’re from New Jersey... man fuck New Jersey”