abbs☆

what is going on like ever

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

crush recession I don’t like anyone romantically #at #all

[Lee @ilyasleftnipple]

Accidentally hitting the grok button feels like accidentally hitting the internet button on your phone in the pre-iPhone era

[Paul @pauljayburke]

No joke this is one of the greatest creative writing decisions ever made. Actual genius.

[paul @paulswhtn]

The third act of The Odyssey being like snorting 30 lines of narrative payoff cocaine

[Brando 🐞 @homesickbrando]

If I was still in college I would write essays on the Taylor Swiftication of Noah Kahan

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[Dawn 🌙 @upuntil_dawn]

Still you rise I guess

[spelunky shore @spelunky_]

i fucking hate the heat. i hate sweating. summer lovers are freaks. don’t ask me to do anything outside if its over 80 degrees unless it’s after 6pm & i am so serious. this is the worst

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

tweeting for the girls who always picked truth in truth or dare cuz they didn't feel like getting up to do anything

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible.

[🪲io @i0lanthe_]

Oughhh😢💧💧 i donr knoe😿 😭💧💧❔

[corny ✧ CBUS!! @T0URDETRENCH]

did moy death guy even get tickets

[glowing eyes vico-// @vialistpilot]

white people be like Dude im gonna fucking kill myself if i dont get these 21 pilots tickets

[abbs☆ @abbyadamsonnn]

@maraissupertall @ANGELBABYBITTY i agree with this 100% they’re great swimsuits! but please give them a fake email because even if you hit unsubscribe and/or block them, they will send you 5 emails minimum every single day for the rest of time. ask me how i know

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

A beautiful woman with soft hands like me should never have to know how to create a pivot table in excel

[kendall @superiorsantina]

the biggest enshittification that ive seen post-2020 is every customer-facing job running off a skeleton crew cause every company realized that they can *technically* survive off of it and increase their profits in the process

[Patches 🔜 MP, Furpoc @RABBITPATCHES]

this dirty soda trend is the nastiest shit ever like are you seriously drinking Sprite Milk

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Until my final breath I will never understand how January 6th wasn't an instant dealbreaker for every single American voter