Abby Hollon

[Abby Hollon @abbybell4]

I mean this to be as disrespectful as possible, if you walked out on your own kids and/or don’t help parent..your negative opinions of Simone Biles “quitting” are 1000% invalid.

While at it, your negative opinions are 100% invalid even if this scenario does not pertain to you.

[Abby Hollon @abbybell4]

Level of adulthood: I take off my white pants when I’m eating sphagetti because I don’t even remotely trust myself.

[Joe Dombrowski @joe_dombrowski_]

Dear my first class ever,
I was 22 and had no idea what I was doing. I take full responsibility if you still can’t do long division.

[Abby Hollon @abbybell4]

Not all heroes wear capes...

[Abby Hollon @abbybell4]

As a teacher, I have been wearing sweaters, cardigans, and all of the WRONG outfits to school all these years!

I had no idea I was supposed to be wearing outfits like this so that my kids can learn to the best of their abilities. How embarrassing of me, I feel so ashamed!

[james @phan1om_]

this upcoming generation don’t know how lucky they are to have lit ass millennials as teachers lol

[Abby Hollon @abbybell4]

It’s 2018 and it’s time we start a conversation about how Gusher’s is still legally allowed to produce a product that is 90% cocaine.

[Abby Hollon @abbybell4]

@krstinasarajane I miss you too love!! Turns out a round trip flight to and from Vegas is less than $100 from here 😉

[Abby Hollon @abbybell4]

My principal encourages us to bring our dogs into work with us when we come in (outside of school hours) because they boost morale + personal well-being AND because they are our children too ❤️

[Abby Hollon @abbybell4]

My dog feels personally victimized every time I leave the room without his knowledge or consent.

[Abby Hollon @abbybell4]

I usually refrain from the cutesy Snapchat filters because I just feel blatantly dishonest.

I know dang well that my Gollum looking morning face is not the deceiving 7(ish) that I become with teddy bear ears, freckles, and flower crowns... #bamboozled

[. @Btrillaaa]

I’m calling the health department, whole place getting shut down bitch and everybody goin to jail. I hope it was worth it. https://t.co/hWi4BZ5Pam

[Abby Hollon @abbybell4]

Actual photograph of me waking up at 7pm after my second 3-hour nap of day.

[Abby Hollon @abbybell4]

TSA Lady checking my bags at the airport:

**Holds up Harry Potter wand keychain connected to bag

**Holds up my Yoda usb holder

**Holds up my Harry Potter make-up brushes

**Openly judges with eyes

Me: “I feel like I should explain....”

[Abby Hollon @abbybell4]

Never, I repeat NEVER, stop sending me/posting dog snapchats.

[Abby Hollon @abbybell4]

I refuse to settle for anything less than Jim Halpert.

[Abby Hollon @abbybell4]

“He would be hard to chase but good to catch and he could change the world with his hands behind his back”

Adele - Daydreamer is actually husband goals.

[Abby Hollon @abbybell4]

As supportive as I would like to be for my neighbors emerging living room rock band...

[Abby Hollon @abbybell4]

True love is when your dog wags their tail when you kiss them.