idk why there’s such a pervasive belief that you shouldn’t have sex on the first date when every successful couple I know is like “yeah we boned down the first night we met, he slept over and just never left. now we’ve been married for 22 years”
WE ARE BACK! It’s been a minute, but we couldn’t be more excited to see you! Lets make up for lost time.
Dec 15 – Chicago Theater, Chicago, IL
Dec 18 – Hammerstein Ballroom, New York, NY
Don’t forgot to sign up for first access to pre-sale tickets!
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You know how you go to get the vaccine and no one asks for money and you aren’t worried about how much you’ll have to pay? Now imagine all healthcare was delivered like that.
People who had to get vaccinated to go to kindergarten are shocked you have to get vaccinated against a virus that is still causing global pandemic. Truly living in an idiocracy