abby

Smile with me like we’re at Hershey Park.

[abby @abbydaaab]

All a girl needs is friendship

[abby @abbydaaab]

I feel like I could punch a camel and it would die right now

[abby @abbydaaab]

sneezed on the butch and the butch got futcher

[abby @abbydaaab]

If you have a problem with me you get in contact with Mr. Meatball about it first

[abby @abbydaaab]

Devin’s sorority dyke called them lovebug 💔

[abby @abbydaaab]

@driplomat_ brother licker—

[abby @abbydaaab]

Gonna take rod at 85 bc puh would be the tightest in the retirement home

[abby @abbydaaab]

Today I’ve been poked more than ever before. What does that say about me?

[abby @abbydaaab]

@interntkneegrow SCARY

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@interntkneegrow 👁️👅👁️

[abby @abbydaaab]

@belle4te never stopped 💯

[abby @abbydaaab]

“May the carpets match the drapes” - Tove (1/12/24)

[abby @abbydaaab]

@PenningSaskia real 🎩

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@Lily43749749 U and saskia have secrets behind those eyes

[abby @abbydaaab]

@Lily43749749 Devin

[abby @abbydaaab]

I love being a vegetarian and shoveling popcorn chicken down my guzzle at the karaoke va va voom

[abby @abbydaaab]

@girl__doctor she taught a generation the art of the story 🩷

[abby @abbydaaab]

Vegas isn’t all it’s chalked up to. No tana mongeau.

[abby @abbydaaab]

@Lily43749749 NO WAYYY

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saskia opens a book and calls me omnipotent