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[brandon* @brndxix]

that .18 is $180 billion dollars and i’m supposed to believe that’s not evil doing

[Corey Sznajder @ShutdownLine]

Jesus Christ a Faulk candy stripe jersey sighting. That man is a lifer.

[Savanah Tujague 🇺🇸🇦🇷 @savanah2j]

🚨 SOUND THE MFING SIREN 🚨

[dak @CaniacDak]

leaving your clothes at an embassy suites in cary , nc is just asking for bed bugs

[z - Cynda. Like Cinderella, no Rella. @PurpleCaniac13]

I would like "Tailgating Booze Bags" on a t-shirt immediately @canes

[Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident]

It's a small thing but Carter Hart going down in history as the worst goalie in the history of the Stanley Cup finals is so beautiful

[z - shell 🪶 @canesbian]

what a horrible message to Hill

[Vladdy4MVP🥭 @MoneyballHockey]

Some 12 year old watching hockey for the first time thinks 37 year old Jordan Staal is the best player in the world

[z - KJ 🐳 @forthecanes]

vegas may spend more money on their pregame show than the canes do but at least ours doesn’t look like a megachurch christmas play

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

THANK YOU TO THE PEOPLE WHO BLESSED MSG TODAY TO GET THE STANK VIBES OUT YOUR SERVICE IS APPRECIATED

[z - soha ᯓ★ @starolinacanes]

my shake is from cookout
my pizza is brixx
my harris is teeter
CANES IN SIX !!

[Amanda at the rink 🏒✨ @amandaattherink]

The tarot lady said Canes win game 5

[meg @urfriendmeg]

FUCK CARTER HART ALL MY HOMIES HATE CARTER HART

[mira 🐾 @chinakhovsgun]

carter hart in the stanley cup finals and cal foote in the calder cup finals...i hope they both choke and die

[z - jason 🦥🪐 @spongebobsloth]

Prepared for canes game 4 of the stanley cup finals

[nicole gosling pr manager FIRED. @MOONKNlTE]

hayley scamurra playing on 4 different pro teams in 4 different cities in the span of 4 seasons in a league that’s 4 years old. can a moving company sponsor her or something

[cas 🐧 @campbelIbain]

the trade requests from the US men’s olympic roster feels like the kind of collusion that goes on between middle school girls

[levi ���🥌 @leviiscold]

Oh shit Vegas’s EFO just dropped

[z - Jay ⚜️ @_jaynoesta]

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: BABY GOOSE MISSING 🚨🚨🚨🚨 STOLEN FROM HER MAMAS 🚨🚨🚨 LAST SEEN TRYING TO KISS EVERYONE 🚨🚨 CONTACT THE AUTHORITIES IF SPOTTED🚨🚨🚨🚨