Abby Guenther

Called to be His ezer kenegdo.

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"I just really don't think you should be allowed to go through the drive-through if you don't have a dog," the perfect old ladies at Starbs.

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Never thought I'd see the day when myself and two boys (@barretw and @gpjarrett) just shared a good-hair-day moment. #longhairdontcare

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"They're not fundraisers, they're friendraisers. And I have lots of friends." @CDK_KSU To the king of friends, #happybirthday!!

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"I'll do the ALS ice bucket challenge. Give me a bucket of cold beer and ask me to open my mouth." #thingsdadsays

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Hanging out with my dad and HE JUST TOLD ME I ALMOST DROWN WHEN I WAS FOUR. Hello, why am I just now founding out and I'm twenty-two?

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The absolute best surprise to get a call from two of my favorites practicing for recruitment! @abbie_bontrager @abbyworks #nostalgia #adpi

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If there was a test of gender identification on the basis of hair length... Oh boy, fail me now. #westportweird

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August 9th or October 31st? Mehh, what's the difference anyway? #wesportweird

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Guy drives by with thick, red stuff all over his arm. He either just killed a man pretty casually or really likes ketchup. #westportweird

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You guys. I'm in Westport and I don't know if I'll make it out, so here's to the upcoming tweets about the struggle. #westportweird

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"If anyone is about to commit a crime, remind them to bring their insulin. It makes jail a lot easier." - #novicenurse #onlyinleavenworth

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Oh look at that one. It's just like hey, everyone look at my butt. #AaronsFirstFair @LifesABisch

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See another thing that I don't get is hat purple is the best. I thought it went blue, red, yellow? #AaronsFirstFair @LifesABisch

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For everyone's enjoyment this evening, I'm going to be live tweeting @LifesABisch's first ever experience at a fair. Stay tuned.

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And by hot toddy I mean magic.

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If I would have known that getting sick came with a hot toddy delivered to me in bed, I would have gotten sick a long time ago. Thanks, Mom.

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Today, my professor told me that SOA stands for short of air. LOL, NOT TO ME IT DOESN'T. #kstateproud #novicenurse

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"Whatever you do, don't post pictures of someone's placenta on Facebook." #novicenurse

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Remember that one time my mother told a young man to cut his temporary stitch on his coat tail in Forever 21? Yeah, I try to forget, too...

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"Weren't you guys the ones dancing by that statue earlier today?"-rando at the mall. "Uhhhh...." #nashville #girlstrip