abby ice

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

boyfriends have access to an entirely different set of youtube videos

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Letting my dad sleep in for a little on Father’s Day before I call him and ask for money

[GAYstavo Fring @Trans_Idi1t]

He killed Jesse's girlfriend and inadvertently caused a plane crash in season 2 btw.

[ravn @mfnravn]

so everybody on love island can fall in love in 4 days but when i do it i’m the crazy one

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

If true this would be a huge win for feminism. Women are grossly underrepresented in the dictatorship and authoritarianism fields

[harrison gordon is a band @harrisongordo13]

“Wearing headphones at the grocery store is antisocial” I don’t even really want to be alive man

[Powellite @PowelliteSZN]

GTA7 in Kansas City and you just play as Rashee Rice

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to ask soooo many questions

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

“You handled it so well!”

Me the moment I got into my car

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

when he’s yapping about his interests like a cute lil nerd

[A @seattleiminyou]

What hanging with the girls this summer is going to feel like

[Tim @trouble_man90]

Sucks being a night owl right now. Now I have to monitor a war for the rest of the night.

[arielle @ellycelly]

the Super Bowl is great because it always works out to be a team you’re generally neutral towards versus a team you would explode with your mind if you could

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Trying to fix my sleep schedule but the world is so nice and quiet between 12 to 5 am

[karina˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @karina_core]

me staying sober tonight is like trying to prevent 20 9/11’s

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

My buddy at karaoke one time

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

Awww did someone’s ancestors suck at war

[Mike Honcho @MoShady]

I remember how fucking god awful it was being a Chiefs fan for most of my life before Andy. You will not see me calling for him to be fired, ever. This is absurd bullshit. A lot of you deserve Herm Edwards or Romeo Crennel back you ungrateful fucks.