Abby Martin

Married to @PGATOURSMartin. An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered. - GKC

[Abby Martin @abbyintheflat]

"Courage, dear heart."

[Abby Martin @abbyintheflat]

"Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on."

[Sean Martin @PGATOURSMartin]

And this is that story:

https://t.co/ugvW9XWlOD

[Abby Martin @abbyintheflat]

Ron Swanson could be the voice of every commercial.

[Abby Martin @abbyintheflat]

And, "You run your own life while I keep the politicians out of it."

[Abby Martin @abbyintheflat]

Campaign slogans include, "Tired of politicians treating you like you're incapable of making your own decisions?"

[Abby Martin @abbyintheflat]

Someone should run for office on the platform of doing as much as possible to keep politicians out of our business.

[Abby Martin @abbyintheflat]

When the barista hears your request for "light ice" as "extra heavy ice, please."

[Abby Martin @abbyintheflat]

@TGC @randyalcorn While I greatly appreciate this article, the quote attributed to Chesterton in the first line was not, in fact, said by Chesterton. It was quoted from a F. R. Maltby in William Barclay's commentary on Luke (chapter 6). https://t.co/ccQh1Q9VgH

[Abby Martin @abbyintheflat]

If Jimmy Fallon had boys instead of girls his book would be called, "Everything is Poopy."

[Abby Martin @abbyintheflat]

My favorite Amazon reviews/customer answers go something like this: "I didn't buy this, and I've never seen it in person, but somehow I landed on this product page. So 4 stars!"

[Abby Martin @abbyintheflat]

Me: "I'm headed to bed."
[45 minutes later I finish pre-bed house cleaning and bedtime routine and get in bed]
Hubby: "I'm going to bed."
[15 seconds later he's in bed and almost asleep]

[Abby Martin @abbyintheflat]

@myfairmeg What book is this?

[Abby Martin @abbyintheflat]

Sometimes I get on Twitter. Then I remember why I stay off Twitter.

[Abby Martin @abbyintheflat]

You know you're #adulting when buying a deep freezer is the most exciting thing that's happened to you in years.

[Abby Martin @abbyintheflat]

I love pizza. But I have one problem with it: There's never enough.

[Abby Martin @abbyintheflat]

When your life is exactly like Cinderella, except the reward for getting your chores done and the kids down for nap time is that YOU get to take a nap.

[Abby Martin @abbyintheflat]

Hey @thesecretsister, my 2-year-old son has asked for "Why Baby Why" about 10 times a day every day for the past week. Other favorites include "Do You Love an Apple" and "Go to Sississippi" (Iuka MIssissippi 😂).

[Tony Reinke @TonyReinke]

Owen: “The saints delight in Christ; he is their joy, crown, life, food, health, strength, desire, righteousness, salvation, blessedness.”

[Abby Martin @abbyintheflat]

Adulting: When you REALLY want to use that Christmas money to buy a squatty potty stool. 😬