Abby

Insert pretentious crap about myself here.

[Abby @abbyjohnsonj]

@KimKardashian Mmmmmmm yummy

[Abby @abbyjohnsonj]

@scj_Sam @DavidDTSS Also I’m not unpaid- I have a cubicle😂

[Abby @abbyjohnsonj]

@scj_Sam @DavidDTSS Lol you’re so annoying

[Bisserat @Bisserat]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but throw away that box your iPhone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

[Abby @abbyjohnsonj]

@AFROMEXiCANN @DEST__INED Lol what

[Abby @abbyjohnsonj]

@scj_Sam To be clear it was under my bed

[Abby @abbyjohnsonj]

Love really has me acting all soft making a scrapbook for my boyfriends Christmas present- wtf happened to me😶😂

[Abby @abbyjohnsonj]

@scj_Sam 😂😂

[Abby @abbyjohnsonj]

👏🏽💙

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

[Abby @abbyjohnsonj]

@sjlol2177 @andrewjohnson0 @hello_im_noah I’m just far too superior for it

[Abby @abbyjohnsonj]

So true @sjlol2177 @andrewjohnson0 @hello_im_noah

[Bretman Rock Pascual @bretmanrock]

I am not built to have siblings ....

[Abby @abbyjohnsonj]

@AgainstTheLavv But you could still use normal butter for that

[Abby @abbyjohnsonj]

What is the point of spray butter? Pls help I really don’t know.

#highthoughts #pleaseanswer

[Abby @abbyjohnsonj]

#NewProfilePic

[Abby @abbyjohnsonj]

Lost my “losing balance and falling whilst squatting 150 lbs” virginity at the gym today🤗

[Abby @abbyjohnsonj]

@sethrmurph @CyrusVendel 😂😂😂

[Kris without a clever name @ParkListKris]

Republicans: Try to break into my house and you’ll be met with the end of a revolver.

Also republicans: Well, if Breanna Taylor’s boyfriend hadn’t shot at people breaking down the door it wouldn’t have been an issue.

[Abby @abbyjohnsonj]

Someone had to address this atrocity