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sincerity is my specialty

[abby @abbykhowell]

#DefundthePolice #CareNotCops #PeoplesBudgetLA @MayorofLA

[#BlackLivesMatter-LA @BLMLA]

#GeorgeFloyd may have been killed by 4 Minneapolis cops, but all those who protect, advance, and fund the White-supremacist system of brutal, abusive, corrupt and murderous policing have blood on their hands.
#CareNotCops
#PeoplesBudgetLA
@MayorOfLA @CD6Nury

[abby @abbykhowell]

I unlocked £25 Rush tickets for @sixthemusical on @TodayTixUK! Tap to unlock: https://t.co/CwVI6bCWTl

[abby @abbykhowell]

@GuyFieri thanks for the floor pizza!!!!!!!!!! Yum yum @fly_BUR

[abby @abbykhowell]

"I think the biggest challenge I face every day is not constantly talking about myself and even then I still fail" - @saraqhhowell #imbackontwitter #worthit

[abby @abbykhowell]

I get The Radio in the Magic Conch Shell app!!!&!

[abby @abbykhowell]

"Do you think we started in the same ovary?" - @saraqhhowell

[abby @abbykhowell]

"Does it ever bug you that I was in moms uterus first" @saraqhhowell

[abby @abbykhowell]

"I think this is a healthy milkshake... Cause it has peanut butter." @saraqhhowell

[abby @abbykhowell]

"Are lizard pregnancies not a common measurement.." @saraqhhowell

[abby @abbykhowell]

"If life sucked why would there be Disneyland?" #thxdad #inspiration101 #nevrgivup #disneyland

[abby @abbykhowell]

"I MEANT TO SAY THAT THEYRE JUST LIVING LIFE BUT I SAID THAT THEY SUCK POOP" - @saraqhhowell

[abby @abbykhowell]

"I had a dream that I rode a gray whale and it was the most magical experience I've ever had so im gunna major in marine bio" @saraqhhowell

[abby @abbykhowell]

When you burp and then your mom looks at you and smiles and then says, "I love you"

[abby @abbykhowell]

mom: well back in my day Luke Skywalker had a light saber

5-year-old: back in MY day he had a GUN.

#owned

[abby @abbykhowell]

I went through airport security with a jacket on but the lady said it was okay because it was an ellen sweater #blessed @TheEllenShow

[cj @doc_sarcasm]

@TheEllenShow @abbykhowell

[abby @abbykhowell]

PSA SMASH MOUTH AT BOARDWALK FRIDAY NIGHT BE THERE OR BE REGRETTING MISSING IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE FOR REALZ

[abby @abbykhowell]

when your sis is havin 20 people over at 8:30 to watch footloose and it's 8:45 and you're home alone even your sister is not here

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Did you hear about the circle who joined the Knights of the Round Table? They called him Sir Cumference. #ClassicJokeFriday