Abbey

Here Comes a Thought

[Abbey @abbylazuli]

@NJSP Thank goodness he’s safe and I’m hoping for the safe return of his mom as well. Really, you guys are complaining about being woken up after what this kid has gone through? That’s disgusting.

[Abbey @abbylazuli]

My toxic trait is thinking every female artist I don’t immediately recognize is Dua Lipa.

[Abbey @abbylazuli]

I made this

[Abbey @abbylazuli]

@GordonRamsey Do you ever eat at The Cheesecake Factory?

[Abbey @abbylazuli]

@realDonaldTrump You okay my dude???

[Abbey @abbylazuli]

Guys I’m tired.

[Abbey @abbylazuli]

How are you going to systematically kill people, hold no accountability for the system or individuals involved, and then expect the victims not to be violent back? How are you going to tell these people violence is not the answer while you’re literally killing their families?

[Abbey @abbylazuli]

I was OUTSIDE on a walk with my boyfriend (who is a member of my immediate household) and a man pulled his car up beside us and reprimanded us for not wearing masks. We were not in a park or any place of public gathering, just walking along the street. Was I wrong?

[Abbey @abbylazuli]

Trump really was like “have we tried eating tide pods?”

[Abbey @abbylazuli]

@realDonaldTrump It doesn’t matter that Bernie’s gone. Bernie didn’t run in vain. But you will, because you are wrong. Bernie’s heart does beat for us. For all of us. It’s not over.

[Abbey @abbylazuli]

Father’s Day is weird for me. Mother’s Day is almost offensive.

[Abbey @abbylazuli]

Do you ever just barricade yourself in the mall bathroom, drink diet soda, poop and repeatedly cry?

[Abbey @abbylazuli]

I’ve been in way too many situations where a man will use intimidation as genuine attempt to solicit affection. This seems to be an overwhelmingly male problem. I’ve never met a woman who thinks scaring someone into hanging out with you is the same as being liked and respected.

[Abbey @abbylazuli]

@DisneyPixar How does Violet Parr have black hair when everyone else in the family is either redhead or blonde? Was my girl Elastigirl unfaithful?

[Abbey @abbylazuli]

I’m officially home for the summer. Yay. 🙄.

[Abbey @abbylazuli]

I’m not fucking angry

[Abbey @abbylazuli]

Sooo cocaine addiction is a form of escapism but watching superhero movies is stupid...glad we cleared that up.

[Abbey @abbylazuli]

Please use #callmom more wisely next year. I’m happy to spend the day with some lovely moms in my life, but my own didn’t want to see me or even answer the phone. Celebrate those deserving moms and don’t forget about those less lucky. No need to post judgemental or hurtful things

[Abbey @abbylazuli]

More cosplays than clothes in my closet

[Abbey @abbylazuli]

Imagine the most awkward handshake you can think of, multiply that by 11, add six, give it 2 Adderall, and that is what just transpired between me and my professor.