Abby Lines

I'm just talking shit to the ones that'll listen

[Abby Lines @abbylines14]

Ya girl just did the damn thing!

[The Common Man @tcm97]

I’m 21 and I wanna be married around 28 which means I need 1 year of engagement, 2 years of serious dating, 1 year of casual dating, 2 years of talking, and 1 year of looking at her from a distance so long story short I’m running out of time

[Abby Lines @abbylines14]

Kids really can’t wait to get out of high school ASAP, but they don’t realize the next time their back cracks as good as it did at their desk, it will cost them a trip to the chiropractor and a 100 co-pay. Adulting is a trap- DONT DO IT!

[Abby Lines @abbylines14]

@MattZunigaa @kashmayaa this is he who shall not be named.... fucking bozo

[isel 🫶🏼 @isel_lop]

Oh we dead dead

[Justin @JustinAldrich_]

Pledges vs brothers

[⋆ @tristehomo]

me: he ignored me so i’m gonna ignore him
him: come over
me:

[Miss. Barker @LoganBridgette3]

It’s a simple concept

[Abby Lines @abbylines14]

Mac Miller’s dead, the weathers trying to kill us & Donald Trump is STILL our President. Wake me up when September ends! #nightmare

[Megan McWhorter @megan_brooks180]

Adulting is soup and I am a fork

[Abby Lines @abbylines14]

HAHAHAH my friend and her boyfriend ordered a sex toy & the shipping email said “ITS CUMING!”

[Abby Lines @abbylines14]

Why aren’t the bats in my house this cute? And Yes, I said IN my house.

[alex rees @maybealexislost]

“from the state with 84 percent of the u.s. fresh water but none for its residents to drink, i am miss michigan emily sioma” — the new #missamerica2019 pageant did not come to play

[sheri @sseraribts]

sobbing is my new hobby bye

[Abby Lines @abbylines14]

My mom yelling at the tv: “RUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!!”

Like wtf did you want him to do, jodi?! Pogo stick into the end zone??? Stay in your lane and provide the half time snacks.