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@RobSchneider Plz stop you're ruining the hot chick

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@JDVance Shut the fuck up ugly

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@imdanabowling Ok but did he respond??

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@britcnn now watch me

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@ErasTourResell I was scammed out of $800
For the Indy show 😭😭😭 please let us know if more become available

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@DixieMcElroy WHAT WAS ON THE RING CAMERA?!?!!

[Danny Pellegrino @DannyPellegrino]

Proud of Josh Hartnett for still being hot

[trash jones @jzux]

“no one remembers the weird thing you said at that party” actually the weird thing you said has become a sacred inside joke that bonded several people at that party together forever

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@Andy Losers

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Today a patient called me into her room to tell me she gets short of breath when she's rapping

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Pedro Pascal is like big hot though right???

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@notgwendalupe @ReannaDarby

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I'm delighted to report I made it 30 whole days at my new job before I cried!!!

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

Marnie Michaels was the embodiment of go girl, give us nothing

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

At least this time Aidan isn’t gonna have to worry about Carrie going back to Big 😬

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Lisa Rinna's time on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

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@trishapaytas Plz tell me it's from simple treasures for sale

[Cuntney Kardashian @cuntneykardash]

Remember when Sonja said Madonna came to her fashion show but security wouldn’t let her in

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Imagine my absolute heart wrenching pain today when someone told me to take a left--to which I responded "I can't turn left!!!" only to find out they've never seen Zoolander.