abby

currently taking no fucking responsibility for cats i don’t knoww man

[abby @abbyminuszero]

Life is so beautiful I can literally just walk into a museum for free and look at Abraham Lincoln’s top hat

[p 🌊 💿 🩻 @goldedkintsugi]

I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THESE OH LANA DEL REY

[abby @abbyminuszero]

My kids mess up one Paul Simon lyric they not eating

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime

[abby @abbyminuszero]

Saw someone post happy earth day on their ig story with a picture of citi field

[abby @abbyminuszero]

@dreamsofdrone Shoutout Karen dalton and Dave Bixby too

[alexis! @LOVElSPOWER]

him having this photo of him and bob saved to his camera roll…he’s just like me fr

[abby @abbyminuszero]

Grandma didn’t remember my major but sang every lyric of you turn me on I’m a radio when it came on

[abby @abbyminuszero]

@winbalt Tack Carol Burnett onto this pls

[Sam Biederman @Biedersam]

Mid-career Leonard Cohen lyric

[abby @abbyminuszero]

Ice water zoom meeting for dance make matcha and breakfast workout shower play Roblox with roomie then FaceTime boyfriend tmrw winter break is so goated

[interpretation @materialcritic]

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

[abby @abbyminuszero]

Living in central Jersey is the best place to live bc it is the entire world .

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 JD Vance is now claiming that when settlers arrived in the New World, they “found widespread child sacrifice” and that “Christian civilization ended the practice.”

Archaeologists and historians, including experts in North American Indigenous history, say this is a complete fabrication. There is zero evidence of widespread child sacrifice among First Nations.

This isn’t a slip.

It’s racist revisionism dressed up as patriotism.
And it tells you exactly how far they’ll go to rewrite history to justify oppression.

[sean @534n534n]

“bbno$” “fakemink” “2hollis” “nettspend”

[abby @abbyminuszero]

❤️THANK YOU 60S FOLK SCENE❤️

SIMON & GARFUNKEL TAUGHT ME INCEST
BUFFALO SPRINGFIELD TAUGHT ME TO FALL OFF
THE BAND TAUGHT ME SYNTHESIZERS
NEIL YOUNG TAUGHT ME ALCOHOLISM
GORDON LIGHTFOOT DID NOTHING
JONI MITCHELL TAUGHT ME WOMEN
BOB DYLAN
JIM CROCE TAUGHT ME TO FALL OFF ALSO

[abby @abbyminuszero]

There’s kinda nothing I care about less than Halloweekend or just Halloween

[abby @abbyminuszero]

Need to know where the musical theatre major at the university of Arizona that Liza Minelli laughed at on Larry king in 2006 is today

[abby @abbyminuszero]

@scorsissy Had this photo on my wall freshman year of college it served as such a guiding light for me

[abby @abbyminuszero]

When I was in middle school after I went to Canada, ever since then I have dreamed of being Canadian