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therapist approved

[〠_〠 @abbymzz]

fifoing my clothes so i stop grabbing the same shit every day

[〠_〠 @abbymzz]

i gotta get back on here i used to be so funny

[〠_〠 @abbymzz]

watching eternal sunshine of the spotless mind again just to feel something

[〠_〠 @abbymzz]

never forget.

[〠_〠 @abbymzz]

i meant to tell a customer a 711 was down the road and accidentally said 911 and i truly don’t think i will ever recover from that

[g @34rths]

Saying "you know what I mean" after I fail to execute my thoughts into a coherent sentence

[Feelings ღ @breefeelingmsgs]

when i’m talking to someone and notice they never ask me any questions

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

gaslighting someone on accident because i have a bad memory

[mj @mjussyy]

gonna start sending this to my friends when i want to come over

[Coach Brent Venables @FentVenables]

Huge shoutout to the Box munching gentlemen of OU Kappa Alpha Order. #expand

[mrs. local @mrslocal305]

Today’s kids will never know the feeling of hitting a mint juul pod w this song in the background. Tragic

[Vautism Speaks 🔞 🐴 @VautismSpeaks]

does hunter schafer even do anything? does she have a job? all i know about her is that she's beautiful and enjoys aura farming

[〠_〠 @abbymzz]

“i did not feel safe until they honked at me”