Abs

[𝑆 @leoninethings]

Even a girlboss needs a forehead kiss sometimes

[jovan @ehjovan]

when 4 people start texting me at once i start wanting to die is that normal

[Paul Blart @veganfraud]

oh sorry I didn’t see ur text I’ve just been in a cycle of depression

[🐌 @Wheeema]

me: WE OUTSIDE THIS SUMMER

also me:

[Braiden Turner @bturner23]

Christ..

[ryan @OhItsRyan]

Congrats to every Republican lawmaker in Tennessee that went out of their way to ban drag shows in the name of “protecting children.” You’ve done it! The children are safe now apparently!

[sky, @reveressence]

ion care bout no ufo. cancel student debt or stabilise rent joe

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

the retirement age needs to be lowered to 28 because i’ve had enough

[Matt Galloway @themattgalloway]

Travis Kelce calling the Mayor of Cincinnati a jabroni and telling him to know his role and shut his mouth on national television is a top-5 moment in Kansas City sports history.

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!!

[Tampa Bay Lightning @TBLightning]

Congrats, Captain!!! 🫡

[rockstar @cadefart]

florida girls are some of the toughest young men i’ve ever met in my life