Abby Jester

I'm not clumsy. It's just that the floor hates me, tables and chairs are bullies, and doors get in my way. K?k

[Joce @jocelynn_rusk]

idk but making my calendar is fun to me...I like seeing my life organized before I screw it up

[Abby Jester @abbynormalx10]

*finishes series on netflix*

Person: What now?

Sleeping. Eating. Getting out of bed. The usual things one does when their life is over.

[Cute Cats & Puppies @WarmingCuteness]

Am I doing it right?

[Sarcasm @Heissarcastic]

i miss the old disney channel

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: *sticks a pillow under her shirt* I'm pregnant like mommy was.

Me: What happens now?

5-year-old: I yell at everyone.

[Sarcasm @Heissarcastic]

do u ever use one pen in school and you start getting emotionally attached to it and then u lose it and its just another reason to be sad

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Wife: Is it snowing outside?

Me: Let me check.

*scrolls through Instagram*

[Abby Jester @abbynormalx10]

@simone_mack I miss you and wish you were here!!😭😘😭