Abby 👺

slap honey on a young pancake

[Abby 👺 @abbynorredd]

@stayfrea_ You’re telling me that gum Stephen Hawking wasn’t a cinematic masterpiece?

[Abby 👺 @abbynorredd]

You🔢 ar🌏e eno🔝ugh.

[Abby 👺 @abbynorredd]

I WILL score a 12-foot skeleton this year

[Abby 👺 @abbynorredd]

I’m having a Sugar Ray summer

[Abby 👺 @abbynorredd]

Just found out Gravy was a Pisces.

[Abby 👺 @abbynorredd]

Fuck a zodiac who did you marry in Stardew Valley?

[Abby 👺 @abbynorredd]

@jackharlow As a Pisces, yeah we kinda suck

[Abby 👺 @abbynorredd]

Sorry Beastie Boys, I only have a learner’s permit to ill

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

no thinking zone

[Abby 👺 @abbynorredd]

Idc girls holding up their giant plants in pictures is the equivalent to guys holding up fish

[Abby 👺 @abbynorredd]

The feminine urge to let everyone know I listen to tunstile

[Abby 👺 @abbynorredd]

The ham and cheese hot pockets are the superior hot pockets.

I will not be taking any discourse on the subject at this time.

[Abby 👺 @abbynorredd]

The Hey Dudes stay ON during sex

[Abby 👺 @abbynorredd]

The Holy Trinity

[Abby 👺 @abbynorredd]

Fat Mike is literally haunting me

[Abby 👺 @abbynorredd]

Ladies if he has;
- a black sedan
- two cheap hookers
- and a Mexican

He is NOT your man. He is international pop sensation, Mickey Avalon.

[Abby 👺 @abbynorredd]

✔️ wake up
✔️ grab beer
✔️ grab rear
✔️ shave beard
✔️ put on some scene gear

[Abby 👺 @abbynorredd]

Please send help, I’m being held hostage by Taylor Swift

- a Starbucks barista

[Abby 👺 @abbynorredd]

Theory: Billy from “The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy” is named after Billy Bob Thornton because he has a lot of the same vocal mannerisms as Billy Bob Throton did in “Slingblade”

I will not be taking suggestions at this time.

[Abby 👺 @abbynorredd]

He looks like he’s about to sit up and say, “I was watching that” if I change the channel