Abby O'Hearne

I can't complain but sometimes I still do.

[Abby O'Hearne @abbyohea]

Teaching during a global pandemic for literally one single week has left me completely lifeless. Send help and also pizza and wine. 😷🍕🍷

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

After stoking the fires of white supremacy and racism your entire presidency, you have the nerve to feign moral superiority before threatening violence? ‘When the looting starts the shooting starts’??? We will vote you out in November. @realdonaldtrump

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Your soulmate is really just the person you want to watch Netflix with every night.

[Barry BeNiceButNotSicklyNice @barryjohnharper]

Hello, consequences of my own actions. I've been expecting you.

[Abby O'Hearne @abbyohea]

WHY are there no chain restaurants in Denver? All I want are some Olive Garden breadsticks.. is that too much to ask?! 😩

[Abby O'Hearne @abbyohea]

I have once again reached the point in HIMYM where Lily and Marshall break up for a little while and it’s honestly affecting my mood. #lilyandmarshallforever

[Abby O'Hearne @abbyohea]

There is a special place in hell for restaurants that stop serving breakfast at noon.

[Jesse McCartney @JesseMcCartney]

All I want is

*gunshot*
*gunshot*
*cash register noise*

you and your beautiful soul

[daresaypj @daresaypj]

Bitch i am S C R E A M I N G

[Abby O'Hearne @abbyohea]

Honestly beer before liquor never sicker is a real thing.

[Abby O'Hearne @abbyohea]

Just learned that it’s “picco de Gallo” and not “pinko de Gallo” .....I hate myself

[Abby O'Hearne @abbyohea]

I’m sorry but this meme will always be funny to me 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

[kam @grvmpybean]

i get high on:

⚪️ life

⚪️ drugs

🔘 that part in come on eileen where it slows down and then speeds up

[Abby O'Hearne @abbyohea]

It is 2018, can we stop telling people they look like death when they skip makeup for the day? 🙄

[Abby O'Hearne @abbyohea]

Breath 🙄🙄🙄

[Abby O'Hearne @abbyohea]

Some cute kids were selling chocolate bars outside of kingsoopers for a dollar and when I went to get one and handed over the cash, the little boy said “thank you you have a lot of fur on your pants” all in one breathe.... he wasn’t wrong 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Abby O'Hearne @abbyohea]

Am I rich yet? #PrincessDiana #BeanieBaby

[Abby O'Hearne @abbyohea]

I would rather die than hear the kars for kids commercial one more time.

[Abby O'Hearne @abbyohea]

So tired I just tried to “hang up” when I was finished ordering at the Starbucks drive thru.

[Abby O'Hearne @abbyohea]

WHY DONT THEY MAKE TRASH BAGS THE SAME SIZE AS TRASH CANS!