Gabby

I'm not creative enough for this.

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The continuation

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Some people wonder the meaning of life or the benefits of doing good in the world. I wonder about the more pressing issues.

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Some people wonder the meaning of life or the benefits of doing good in the world. I wonder about the more pressing issues.

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Somebody finally told me how to do this in 2025 guys. It's all good.

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So, um, how do I delete an accidental retweet that I totally did not make while gay panicking at 5 am

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Somehow, there are still four ahead of you. I'd just head home at this point.

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To Bella who accidentally used my number for the waitlist at Eggspectation San Antonio, you are now 5th in line, bestie. You're moving up in the world!

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Bella, follow me for updates on your reservation.

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Why does everyone in Trader Joe's look like they have decor specifically for fall?

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I know today is not the fourth of July. I just wanted to celebrate early.

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To the person from England that tried to access my account with fourteen measly followers on it, I hope you have a happy Fourth of July.

[lizzi @chickenfriedliz]

The waiter at 54th street is my enemy

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@jleann27 This is why wlw have sucky gaydar.

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@chickenfriedliz Was the grown adult Janelle?

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My grandma bought me acne cream and said, "I thought it would help." :(

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@jleann27 This made me feel ill

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Just remembered when I was working at a gas station and this man held the door open for me and, instead of saying thank you, I habitually asked, "Are you a member of Murphy Drive Rewards?"

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@SuperSampira I don' t know what this means but good for you king

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Took me a second to realize that the man is npt Ed Sheeran

[trin @lovelltrin]

lives were changed

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Hulu is now streaming Glee and this really is a happy pride month

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@jleann27 Is your dad named David?

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Made my account private again solely so I could tweet this:

Fuck you David. I hope your french fries are forever soggy. Please stop checking yourself out in your camera. We can all see you doing it. Please.

[Gabby @abbyplusag]

@jleann27 Stealing a dog is a big move. What did he do?