Sometimes my retail/customer service voice comes up in regular conversation after working too many hours in a week and I feel like I’m the guy from split
ladies you have $15 to spend on the perfect man
$300 - works out
$200 - smart
$400 - smells nice
$70 - has a job
$10 - wears glasses
$2 - loves cookies & baba
$3 - is named Kai Carlberg
$500 - over 6 feet tall