northern europeans are so funny. we made friends with these amazing swedish girls and randomly at one point one of them goes โi canโt believe americans still believe in God. i thought we were past all that.โ LMAO ?? ๐ญ
My dad threw my ds out a 2nd story window as a kid, completely destroying it, bc I wasnโt getting ready fast enough
I didnโt learn to be more time efficient from it, I just cried a lot and got really uneasy whenever he picked up my things after that.
Donโt do this to your kids.
Maga is apparently now boycotting going to NYC because they hate the mayor. They say they will never go there again. I mean is this guy fucking amazing or what? That place is going to be a fucking paradise now
You know planktons real fucked up cause sponge did his verse the F.U.N. song and passed the mic and plankton immediately started describing a Hiroshima situation
Yesterday at the dispensary the woman helping me was like, โyou have $2 in rewards if you want to use itโ and i was like โIโll hold onto itโ and she went โok billionaireโ
โyou donโt owe anyone anythingโ is for, like, trauma survivors learning to care about themselves for the first time or whatever. itโs not for you when youโre an Awful Friend
I miss you too, Elmo. Itโs justโฆ Iโm not a little boy anymore. Iโve been beaten down and molded into a slave for the capitalist machine. Iโm not trying to make excuses. This was a wake up call. I need to reassess my priorities and make time for those who care for me. Iโm sorry.