Abby

I am an old man & Twitter is my porch

[Abby @abbyschembra]

Thanks Big Wild for spending 2,494 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Show Me. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/G5mFYbnYA8

[Abby @abbyschembra]

I saw @alyandaj perform potential breakup song at Lollapalooza this summer and my life has honestly not been the same since

[James @CaucasianJames]

better than camp rock? alright man

[arlo @arlocado]

HERES TO MY BITCHES WHO USE TEA SPOONS FOR EVERYTHING BECAUSE BIG SPOONS GIVE THEM BAD VIBES

[FCB💸 @FastcashEBK]

I be out of town amazed by the simplest of things . “Damn they got a upstairs Walgreens” 😂😂😂

[Abby @abbyschembra]

broooooo why are my feelings *mildly* hurt from someone removing me as a friend on Venmo??? I must chill

[Abby @abbyschembra]

@Nadizzle_17 YES

[nicole @cornygirlfriend]

avril lavigne was right. what the hell

[KK🏆 @kaileeaj_]

My 6 year old brothers teacher asked the class what’s their favorite season and he said garlic powder 😭😭😭😭

[cas @casjerome]

Being in a relationship is just reading 2 zodiac memes instead of 1

[charlie @chunkbardey]

reading my spotify list being like omg wait i love these songs

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

Take a breath. It's going to be okay.

[meredith kay @meredithekay]

mike pence's real name is mechanical pencil

[Abby @abbyschembra]

It’s okay to feel sad after making the right decision

[Abby @abbyschembra]

just remembered I joined a group on @Facebook in the deep months of quarantine where we all pretend we are ants living in an ant community and I just—

[EMMY @emmymhartman]

I hope Dolly Parton has a great day