stabby

welp

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Having to clean children’s teeth at work has been the best birth control I could ever ask for. Just cleaned the antichrists teeth and about to call my gyn and ask if I can have a 2nd IUD placed

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“I want an 8 that fucks like a 6 with something to prove” - @haileydanyell

[faith @faiththegemini]

me and my friends when we link up 😂

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In my dry season (not currently having diarrhea)

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@maceys46 I’ll send you the full pic, it’s so cringey I didn’t even have the guts to post the whole pose 🫠

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The worst part of living alone is that I have to be the big killer. If I do not kill the bug the bug will live with me, simply not okay and I live everyday in fear

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My friend introducing me to their other friend

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Micro-dosing dairy, to feel something

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@AlexandrouElias This is perfect 😍 in love with the ankle zip

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@oliviamariee Dawn and Gary are legit the only reason why I think true live even exists tbh. They’re ride or dies for each other

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@oliviamariee G damnit Gary

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@SeanOBrien22 and Minnesota

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Ahhhh to drive over the bong bridge again, it’s pretty high

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#NewProfilePic

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I have bought from multiple coworkers food fundraisers that they’re selling for their kids school out of a feeling of obligation.
I never thought it would come full circle and I am paying penance for my past fundraiser laziness.
But now I have 9 frozen pan pizzas

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What kind of bug juice kid were you. If your color is not on this list you were a little freak

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Me on a family road trip after I suction cupped the cap of my orange bug juice to my lips for half an hour

[BIBA. @Lovetounj]

I miss being kid and watching inflation from the sidelines 😢

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Me after I fuck up a plate of Alfredo from my local Olive Garden
(Yes I’m bringing the paint lip grandpa meme back. It’s the last time I felt something)

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

me: yes i’m sexually active

the dentist: i didn’t ask