directionless and irritable

talented cunt

[directionless and irritable @abbysrosen]

thinking about Boba Manifesto by @chrisfluming 24/7

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

this game sucks

[Gey Mysterio @steviekae]

Jennifer Coolidge and Jinkx Monsoon in a Broadway revival of “Grey Gardens” when????????????????????????????

[directionless and irritable @abbysrosen]

@YeeetGang the phone being sideways makes it so much more powerful

[ej @xejbxyd]

saying go piss girl when someone needs to pee is just as respectful and important as saying bless u when someone sneezes and i stand by that.

[directionless and irritable @abbysrosen]

@YeeetGang i was recently sharing a lovely convo with my brother in laws gf and after a good chuckle and comfy silence she hit me with “did you used to do improv?” and i haven’t recovered

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

"i'm a creep" "i'm a weirdo" ok??? i was working in the lab late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie slight for my monster from his slab began to rise and suddenly to my surprise (he did the mash) he did the monster mash (the monster mash) it was a graveyard smash

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the proud boys protested outside a drag queen bingo in texas last week and this one girl’s sign is absolutely taking me out

[chuck de rond @ChuckDeRond]

America lost the battle with obesity when Jesus invented the crab Rangoon

[patryc🌹dad/daddy🔞 @_patryc_]

in 1920 we took children out of the coal mines

in 2020, the most popular video game on the market is minecraft.

the children yearn for the mines

[directionless and irritable @abbysrosen]

@samindeediam i’m putting this tweet on your headstone

[directionless and irritable @abbysrosen]

honestly me setting my dildo next to the biography of eleanor marx (karl’s daughter) is kind of a slay but it feels too graphic to post

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I’m culturally Jewish which means I have all the anxiety, stress, and gastrointestinal problems of regular Judaism but without the comfort of god

[directionless and irritable @abbysrosen]

anyway the tofu in my fridge is now supporting lush and bountiful life. i think they’ve created religion. i wonder if i’m their god

[directionless and irritable @abbysrosen]

every day i busy myself with work and frivolous tasks and books and i scab over a just little bit and every night when i crawl into bed the scab is ripped off again and i feel like i can’t breathe

[directionless and irritable @abbysrosen]

@mayatrip i’m not ready

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Yo I think there’s a fucking fiddler on my roof

[tony ferraro @tony_ferraro7]

oh you’re in therapy? you mean the coward’s stand up?