drunk girls at bars: ok, listen britney, it is britney right? ok listen britney. you. are a GODDESS. you're too good for any man. I love you and your cute top
drunk guys at bars: did you just fuckin breathe on me? fuckin breathe on me again bro gimme a reason to knock you out
He Acting up? Boy, bye.
He Cheating? Boy, byeee!
He ate the last of your cheese dip and put the EMPTY container BACK in the FRIDGE?! BOY!!!!?! BYYYYYEEEEEEEE!
I don't want to start the day. I don't want to put clothes on. I don't want to stand up. I don't want to go outside. I don't want to get out of bed. #grumpy