abbytucks

professional blogger, funny sometimes

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Future child: mom can you sing me a lullaby?
Me: sure baby *clears throat*

‘Cause I'm redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my rasin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"…

[Wake County Public School System @WCPSS]

Please join us at the 2024 WCPSS Teacher of the Year Banquet! https://t.co/2IrydxF9hY

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The people who eat the fish out of phish food and leave the rest are the worst kind of people…..oh wait that’s me

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My date has a podcast. Should I listen to all of them and report back to him about it

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I’m a catch I don’t understand why I’m still single but then again maybe it’s because I’m too much of a catch

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I just tried to get a credit card and I don’t have a job….am I stupid

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My mom is having a party for the last day of school. If anyone wants to see the Facebook live dance party again!!

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Check in on your friends when you see them drinking coors light seltzer’s

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Okay but why isn’t tanner verified on tiktok yet

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I have said it once and I’ll say it again.....the world literally turned to crap when bojangles took the cheddar bo off the menu

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Facebook groups: When you are here, you’re family.

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This is always suggested for me when I open maps. Concord folks will understand lol

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Pat McCrory running for US senate....when will the nightmare end

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The first RKS concert I go to.....

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Mom didn’t like when I played girls in the hood on the beach

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This guy said he voted for Gary Johnson and I almost vomited all over the bar

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Idk about y’all but I still think it’s summer 2018

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My dad has been watching an infomercial for an 80s classic CD for the past 30 minutes

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Zaddy wants a Zalad from Zaxbys

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@noah_strike @cbocc616 Yeah Zaddy get it right