Abby Vollmering

dressed up like a pillow so I’m always in bed 🤠

[Abby Vollmering @abbyvoll]

The target self-checkout camera is really out here trynna hurt my feelings

[miller @millerlowlife89]

how soon after love making is it ok to look at facebook marketplace

[michelle. @michkeenah]

on the other side of “inconvenience is the cost of community” is learning to be ok w being an inconvenience. i told a friend that i had an early flight + have been trying to figure out how to get to the airport for 3am w/o spending £60 on an uber + he said that he could drop me

[MrsFishVEVO @Will_Kellogg]

I watched this for the first time last night and they should have given her a gun

[Katya @oceanbullock]

yep

[Mel Reneé @MelReneeStyles]

I didn’t want to ruin the moment but I had this exact question lol

[Gina Ippolito @GinaIppy]

Streaming is now collectively more expensive than regular old cable ever was, but at least it also has just as many commercials, and the writers and actors aren’t making as much money for the same amount of work. Progress!

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Y’all be treating ChatGpt like it’s the magic conch

[no context dexter @oocdexter]

how it feels to be 25

[monica @waystarroyhoe]

“aquaman moses” kind of redundant in a way

[Sara McGee for Texas HD 132 @SaraForTexLege]

Abortion is illegal in Texas.

You are praising God for low income women in east Texas losing what was possibly their only access to pre-natal care and cancer screenings.

E.V.I.L.

[alaska ★彡 @onlinegirlie]

teenagers in the 2010s were writing literal full length books of fan fiction on tumblr AFTER school

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

TAKE ME TO YOUR BEST FRIEND’S HOUSE I LOVED YOU THEN AND I LOVE YOU NOW!!!!!!!!!!

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

Vatican City after electing an American Pope

[Grace @gracecamille_]

that em dashes are a dog whistle for ChatGPT use is devastating to me, who has been using em dashes constantly and probably incorrectly for years. First all the water and now em dashes.. what else will you lazy freaks take from me

[Reductress @Reductress]

‘I Love Thrifting!’ Says Woman Who Loves Buying Things No Matter the Circumstances: https://t.co/uqrhJzSRQg