reminder: you're allowed to leave your house
don't go crazy y'all. all you have to do is not gather for a few weeks. it's not that hard: go for a drive, a walk; sit on a porch & drink coffee over Skype with your friends; devise a plan to end capitalism; read a book; sleep, etc
This TikTok has a really good visual representation of a million versus a billion dollars, which is especially relevant now that people are trying to compare Bernieโs $2.5 million to Bloombergโs $64 billion
girls after breakups:
- piercings!!!!
- applying for grad school
- bangs! changing your hair color! hair cut!
guys after breakups:
- redownloading tinder
- pretending they donโt need therapy
- relying on their emotional support coworker
BREAKING: Jeff Bezos apparently recovering in hospital after Parasite cast find him in after party and beat him up with their Oscars. The ring leader, Bong joon-ho, reportedly uttered to Mr. Bezos 'Redistribute some hair on your head you bald bitch' and he left