abby

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

there’s glass in our bread

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Naturally, in a trial about women’s postpartum mental health, all the experts are men.

[A. @mrbucks__]

I was put on this earth to go out to dinner.

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

all the fruit is poisoned, they’re saying the only safe thing to eat is crab rangoon

[BIG VILLAIN 🥀 @PurlyWyte]

As SOON as you finish eating, they done recalled the meal you just ate 😭

[maia @mxmtoon]

turns out your partner can be your best friend and it's awesome

[SP @sspencerukk]

They’re calling it the most Friday Thursday on record

[𝐆 👩🏽‍💻 @Geerelis]

Just coming on here to say yall deadass lying about Aperol Spritz

[Frankie 📎 Fey @frankiefey]

kids these days have NO idea how funny “bob” was. like if your name was bob it was legitimately over for you

[chris oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

crackers with cheese :)

[ceciatl @ceciATL]

googling what foods are physically-safe to eat this week in america

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

hopebaiting myself everyday

[** @bigguccicraigy]

migos was my one direction

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

Sorry for being such a bitch yesterday i havent had an ice cream cone in like 4 days

[Strewth! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @StrewthQueen]

I am assembling a team

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

can’t eat fruit, sky is on fire, and going outside costs $100 now. everything’s great

[angel @angelshit]

I like what the color green does to my nervous system

[Venusuela Palace @venusuelaa]

I love getting glamorous and going to dinner. My favorite.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

I hope the next global trend is critical thinking

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I really love that random wave of gratitude that hits you and reminds you of how blessed you are.