Abby

host of i’m not even kidding podcast

[Abby @abbyystapleton]

@wbw_97 staying the funniest person i know

[Abby @abbyystapleton]

what’s it like never having been in a relationship at 23 you ask?

[abby govindan @abbygov]

the sexual tension between me and falling in love with literally every man who is nice to me for more than 2 minutes

[Abby @abbyystapleton]

it’s crazy that all mothers are going into labor today

[Abby @abbyystapleton]

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[Abby @abbyystapleton]

@wbw_97 yeah i forget about them a lot but they’re the underrated heroes

[Abby @abbyystapleton]

depends on my mood but i go between the king cone, the chipwhich, and the chico taco. hbu?

[Abby @abbyystapleton]

@Khiyajoy i love when you’re on twitter

[Abby @abbyystapleton]

@Asher_de_Forest a king indeed

[Abby @abbyystapleton]

on the cusp of a three day weekend, just called my boss “dude”

[Abby @abbyystapleton]

me to my boss just now
“robb i don’t know if you know this but i’m hilarious”

[Abby @abbyystapleton]

fridays after my lunch break it’s really vibe till five ya know

[Abby @abbyystapleton]

@wbw_97 on your king shit

[Abby @abbyystapleton]

coming to terms that i will never be the girl who’s in my moment on flights. an especially hard truth to swallow since i saw the most beautiful man on my flight yesterday🥲

[‏ؘ @postsjustin]

he sounds amazing

[salem @salemmitchell]

the weather is getting hotter so it’s only right I do the same