lads I’m in bits. Virgin Media news is after reporting on a hole on portmarnnock beach that ‘Could be the aftermath of a cosmic event’. Some fellas literally dug it the day before with a kid’s shovel
The way your man was talking about the rock being an asteroid had me in tears
A couple years back this man was telling you to stay inside and not see your families and now he’s set to be deepthroating kangaroo dick in the jungle. Karma works in mysterious ways. #ImACeleb
!! UKRAINE
i woke up at 5am today because of the sounds of explosions. and let me tell you, it was one of the scariest moments of my life. people are dying here for absolutely no reason. CIVIL PEOPLE. russia attacks houses, hospitals, shops etc. +
I’m on my flight back to belfast and they said “any drinks or snacks” and I shouted “what is this, a cabinet meeting?” And everyone started applauding and they have let me have a go at steering.
Wish all these “influencers” jetting off to Dubai would just admit it’s cos they want a holiday and are lucky enough to afford it instead of claiming it’s for work 😂 is it shite hun it’s cos you want a sex on the beach round the pool
I can’t believe there is some girl who’s in Dubai on ITV This morning saying how influencers are key workers 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that is actually offensive to people who are actually key workers putting their life on the line to HELP people. I can’t even deal ??
I don’t think I can take a lockdown no.2, just down to the sheer fact I can’t afford to put on another 10 stone man....already had to buy a whole new wardrobe to accommodate my new roles ✌🏻