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whufc

[abby (: @abbyyyd]

sometimes if it’s effort to get out of bed in the morning i put on the real slim shady and then when he says will the real slim shady please stand up i have to get up

[Thomas James @escdestabxlxse]

Sorry but how can a serving politician get away with saying this shit in 2026 and not immediately face an investigation or some kind of punishment. We’ve truly gone so far backwards in recent years in this country. It’s shameful.

[AVFC EUAN 💜🩵🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @mcginnisthegoat]

For those who dont watch the womens game this would be the equivalent of Mbappe going to Brentford

[Canary @TheCanaryUK]

There are climate activists sitting in jail for warning about this.

[tom 🎸 @uncreativetom]

It’s sooo vital for Reform that people not know that the local elections coming up this Thursday is for like bin collections and local issues like that. The local elections cannot affect national policy like this. Please tell ppl to vote based on what’s happening in their area!!

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

£15 minim wage doesn’t seem so crazy next to a £10 pint does it

[Donna McLean @Donna__McLean]

The stench of *kale*?! Written by a man who said he couldn't be trusted to work in schools because he admits to being a predator? A man who assaulted his pregnant partner? We should be asking why violent misogynists are still being given a public platform.

[Martin Shaw @martinshawx]

Twelve UK universities named in this report, including LSE, UCL, Bristol.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@nina985_ Stop being DRAMATIC you know you are these things take to organize

[abby (: @abbyyyd]

@p3n1sd34th SO SO BEAUTIFUL OMGOMGOMG

[abby (: @abbyyyd]

@DDDrewDaniel rly glad to see the gaza moment dissected - had some similar thoughts :) https://t.co/I1xolzxNgW

[abby (: @abbyyyd]

@DDDrewDaniel rly glad to see the gaza moment dissected - had some similar thoughts :)
https://t.co/XIfunHLJXd

[abby (: @abbyyyd]

Louis Theroux, the "manosphere", Israel, and wondering if we should be pandering to the worst. https://t.co/XIfunHLJXd

[abby (: @abbyyyd]

Louis Theroux, the "manosphere", Israel, and wondering if we should be pandering to the worst. https://t.co/6exUXL7KwI

[abby (: @abbyyyd]

@nearly_noble hi! i was just reading about burton house on your website - really interesting content! and wondered if you knew any more about what happened to the elephant bones discovered there? :))

[🍎 mara @sabradaze]

you should always have an english major in your ear or you will be susceptible to great evils

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

Who was it that said "if you live in a 15 minute city but your barista has an hour-long commute you don't live in a city; you live in an amusement park"

[abby (: @abbyyyd]

https://t.co/pSV958jVNy

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

Macbeth quaking in Dunsinane castle

[abby (: @abbyyyd]

💔💔

[West Ham United @WestHam]

West Ham United can confirm that Lucas Paquetá has been given permission to undergo a medical and discuss personal terms with Brazilian club Flamengo, after a fee was agreed for his permanent transfer.

[abby (: @abbyyyd]

re reading my diary from last year and so far i spent 5 months prioritising the documentation of what i made for dinner that day. some entries contain no other information.