Abby Zipperer

Yes it's Zipperer with two er's.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Unpopular opinion: Not everyone wants to climb the corporate ladder. Some of us just want peace and a paycheck.

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

Can someone please fix bacon packaging. There has to be a better way.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Microsoft Teams, I will never want to open an Excel document in a browser. Never. Never ever.

[k @ysljennii]

me with the laundry from the dryer

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i hope this email kills us both instantly

[♡ @ArtCelineLove]

I've already given it my all this week and it's only Tuesday.

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

POV: People with astigmatisms driving past someone with LED headlights

[SHANG 🥡 @TBSHANG]

pre vacation errands cost more than the trip

[Nae @NaesCloset]

Getting under my covers to lay down at night is easily in my top 3 favorite things to do.

[miia @miiagarro]

“you’re always sleeping”

god forbid a girl wants to be unconscious

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Running to my bed after successfully surviving a day at work

[miri @eggoslug]

I’m fucking addicted to blanket and bed

[Justin Credible @GravySauceCream]

WELCOME TO MCDONALDS WILL YOU BE USING YOUR MOBILE APP TODAY

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

A Paper Towel hate to see me cooking

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

"haven't seen u in a while, what u been up to?"

me:

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

My mom raised a complainer, not a quitter. I'll get it done, but you're gonna hear about it.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing "wedding." The wedding vows went like this:

"You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held against you, you have the right to have an attorney present. You may kiss the bride."

[parks @parkersity_9]

saying “shut up” before skipping the youtube ad is literally necessary

[meghan @deloisivete]

Sorry dinner will be late, the Jump to Recipe button was broken and I'm still scrolling through Mackayleigh's personal and deep history with green beans