abby haake

[vicky @vickymykh]

“WHERE IS JUSTIN BIEBER”

[abby haake @abbzhaake]

@mkrets15 This is the best one

[abby haake @abbzhaake]

@mkrets15 Evelyn Hugo vibes

[abby haake @abbzhaake]

Sad to say I’m extremely underwhelmed by Post Malones new album and roddy ricch is garbage

[abby haake @abbzhaake]

It’s Friday and I get a new Posty album?? Sheeeeesh

[abby haake @abbzhaake]

Just saw a commercial of Lil Jon renovating peoples houses. Signing my parents up rn

[abby haake @abbzhaake]

People who wear ankle weights while running/working out upset me. Like what are you trying to prove

[abby haake @abbzhaake]

Sweet potato fries dipped in ranch>>

[abby haake @abbzhaake]

Just had to pull a used condom out of my puppy’s mouth on our walk. How’s your day going

[abby haake @abbzhaake]

When you’re ripping your vape in the bathroom stall

[abby haake @abbzhaake]

Snoop is daddy

[abby haake @abbzhaake]

@lurchmandoo I do

[abby haake @abbzhaake]

My emotional support animal 💗

[abby haake @abbzhaake]

So you’re telling me my one gummy multivitamin a day didn’t prevent me from getting Covid

[abby haake @abbzhaake]

If you want to stand in line to get on the plane 1 min and 39 seconds before me be my guest sir

[abby haake @abbzhaake]

I just wanna know who’s keeping all these Dennys in business

[abby haake @abbzhaake]

How tf did Ellen just win a peoples choice award

[abby haake @abbzhaake]

@ElyKreimendahl Same with the ER

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I love when people try to apologize for their dog jumping up on me. Like you don’t understand your dog could body slam me to the ground and I wouldn’t be mad

[abby haake @abbzhaake]

21 jump street will always be funny