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My cat smells like Bruce Willis.

[Hari Kondabolu @harikondabolu]

First, David Bowie dies...then Prince...then America.

[N @abc123xtc]

@theaquadolls @MelissaBrooksLA Tacoma is way too far for me to make it in time after work. :(

[N @abc123xtc]

Any chance you are playing in Seattle anytime soon? @MelissaBrooksLA

[N @abc123xtc]

My first ever tattoo, which is a portrait of my love, Taro. Done by the cute and talented… https://t.co/myrcRxwoQM

[N @abc123xtc]

@jewelscent everyone wins. Jewels worth $10 to $7500 hidden in each candle. Use GIFT10 for 10% off. https://t.co/etDaQkNUre

[N @abc123xtc]

I'm a coffeeshop for the wifi, so I can finally watch @mindykaling's The Mindy Project. Wifi at home is way too slow. :(

[N @abc123xtc]

Brought doughnuts in for my workmates today. #doughnuts #yum #foodporn https://t.co/GZehHp6uEA

[Bethany Cosentino @BethanyCoast]

Wish my brain was an app with a mute button

[N @abc123xtc]

@BestCoast then why doesn't he talk about bobb's outfit at all?

[Hari Kondabolu @harikondabolu]

"And the Emmy goes to...white people for pretending they give a shit about diversity." #Emmys

[N @abc123xtc]

@harikondabolu do you have any theories as to why white people are obsessed with bob marley?

[Hari Kondabolu @harikondabolu]

Apparently only immigrants have to "assimilate." Gentrifiers can do whatever the hell they want.

[N @abc123xtc]

Why are white people obsessed with Bob Marley?

[N @abc123xtc]

I'm close to earning my next reward, and then I'm gonna stop coming. @Starbucks

[N @abc123xtc]

Why can't I save my rewards? >:(

[N @abc123xtc]

Whyyy do you keep doing this to me @Starbucks ?

[N @abc123xtc]

I thought I had a month to use my birthday reward @Starbucks, which is how their regular rewards work. So my birthday reward expired. >:(

[Hari Kondabolu @harikondabolu]

Ahmed's high school didn't know he made a clock because in Texas they are used to time going backward or standing still. #IStandWithAhmed

[Hari Kondabolu @harikondabolu]

"Bad things are going to happen." -Actual quote from Donald Trump at #GOPDebate

[Joy (them) @_joyfriend]

#StandWithPP #PlannedParenthood https://t.co/6rJlTlwj1s