Andrew Carpenter

Student physical therapist assistant.
Extremely hydrated.
Novice disc golfer.

[Silas Isaacson @FDG_Silas]

🔥GIVEAWAY🔥
I tried dyeing discs and I'm giving away these discs
To enter:
1. follow me
2. retweet this
Good luck everyone!!
2 winners will get to choose a disc of their choice
winners will be announced Monday 5/9

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

Some sports are slower. More about the strategy.

[stranger things @Stranger_Things]

From Russia with love…

[Titi Lee @teresaleebot]

Can I watch the Super Bowl if I haven't seen all 54 seasons of football or do I need to start from the beginning

[Andrew Carpenter @abccarp]

#NewProfilePicture

[Andrew Carpenter @abccarp]

@ksizzle0701 Looks like I have 2020 vision, cuz I'm planning on seeing you a whole lot this year 😎

[Andrew Carpenter @abccarp]

@eric_sunderland Idk about that. I just really enjoyed the movie

[Andrew Carpenter @abccarp]

Feel weird saying this but frozen 2 was pretty dang good

[Andrew Carpenter @abccarp]

One critique to frozen 2: I have been singing the same, 4 high notes since 10 min into the movie.

[Andrew Carpenter @abccarp]

@originalbodybag Except for that weird chant thing from the northerners. Likepleasestop 😂

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

see you next…
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
…decade

[Andrew Carpenter @abccarp]

Just heard a guy order a cardiac combo from @Raising_Canes .

[Andrew Carpenter @abccarp]

@egg_rt_record @yousuck2020 Lol might as well 😅

[World Record Egg @egg_rt_record]

Let's set a world record together and get the most retweeted tweet on Twitter. Beating the current world record held by Yusaku Maezawa @yousuck2020 (5.3 million!)

We got this 🙌

[Andrew Carpenter @abccarp]

Update: still a mouthbreather

[Andrew Carpenter @abccarp]

When you ironically use midwestern slang so much that it becomes a habit, is it still ironic?

#OOF

[Andrew Carpenter @abccarp]

@C_L_Pitts I haven't been asked if I was 18 since I was 15. Shaving shouldn't have done that much

[Andrew Carpenter @abccarp]

Welp. Just got carded at the mall 😐

[Andrew Ice @manwich77]

To all Mbu student stories and posts this morning — I know it’s snowing outside and no this does not give you the right to listen to Christmas music yet. Thank you

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

I’M DEAD.... SOMEBODY GIVE THIS DUDE FATHER OF THE YEAR!?!?? 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂