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[thomas smallman @abccbax]

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[Julia Bradbury I HAVEN'T BOUGHT BLUE TICK💙 @JuliaBradbury]

Beware the neonicotinoids.
@PesticideCollab

[thomas smallman @abccbax]

@ChrisMasonBBC okee dokee

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

A man is in the front room and his wife is in the kitchen. She says: “Smoked salmon or chicken?”
He says: “Oh, love, smoked salmon”
She says: “You’re having soup fatty, I was talking to the cat…”
RIP Barry Cryer

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

RT if your workplace doesn’t have a specialist wine fridge.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Happy Christmas #Caturday

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

For there is born to you this day in the city of David a saviour, who is Christ the Lord

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Father Christmas has finished compiling his naughty list for Downing Street…

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

As @PoliticalPics rightly said, I’m not a happy cat today - have you seen the mess the bloke who lodges with me has made of things again?!

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Having a business meeting tonight I see… (video @PoliticalPics)

[John Bishop @JohnBishop100]

One day we will look back and wonder how the hell did someone as inept, and untrustworthy as Boris Johnson get the keys to number 10. The most important job in the country given to a man who is the epitome of what is wrong where entitlement and privilege replace talent.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

This is unspeakably dangerous. If the scientific advice is that restrictions are necessary then it’s essential the government has the moral authority to put them in place. If it doesn’t, it must be replaced by one that does.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

For people asking if I attended the law breaking Downing Street parties, a straightforward answer: No.
I have a strict policy of leaving any room that Boris Johnson enters. #OneRuleForThem

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[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

France cancels high-level migrant talks in protest at letter published by UK PM Boris Johnson https://t.co/YsmbiaitBf

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

The Queen will not attend the Remembrance Sunday service at the Cenotaph in London because she has sprained her back

https://t.co/QwDciTp2JL

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

416 years ago today Guy Fawkes was caught attempting to destroy Parliament; he’d be proud of the Conservative Party trying to realise his ambition…

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Facebook changes its name to Meta in major rebrand

https://t.co/ZNihT6HEhK