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Watcher of The American Broadcasting System. And other stuff. This is where I vent about garbage you people like. Stop it.

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If you’d like to share your videos to be shown on TV, hold your phone HORIZONTALLY you morons!
Thank you,
The management

#InThisTogether
#InThisTogetherChicago

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Didn’t realize the dumb “what has two thumbs and ___? This guy!” [point at self with thumbs] was from the 1980’s. But according to The Goldbergs it was.
How is this lazy crap show still on? How did Adam Goldberg get this on TV? His old VHS-taped bits all suck. Not funny at all

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One of the worst episodes of Modern Family made the top six?
Why? How?
This all online stunt was a swing and a miss. It feels so disjointed. Like they all filmed their scenes by themselves. Messes up the flow and timing of the comedy. It all feels forced.
#ModernFarewellathon

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@TeamKanyeDaily Wasting gas, clogging up traffic, all to hand out old lady shoes.

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A Little Late with Lilly Singh is still on NBC!? How?
Her constant verbal tick of saying “yeah”, “uhh”, “uknow” “mmm”, “eh”, “nnnhhee”, and other random quick little noises/words between sentences is so freaking annoying I can’t make it through three minutes.
Comedy is dying.

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ABC #WorldNewsTonight is now covering cold fronts.
No national newscast wastes more time on weather forecasts than @abc.

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Please have rock and roll questions in your HQ Tunes. And Bon Jovi is NOT rock.
No more Disney Tween girl music. Make this for music lovers.
Ask about artists like The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Who, Kinks, Zep, Zappa, etc
And play it more than once every two weeks. TY
@hqtrivia

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Modern Family is already showing reruns? The season just started a couple of weeks ago.
Lame move @ModernFam

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Animal House the biggest comedy movie of 1978 is being reference in The Goldbergs.
Time to change the channel. Although I do enjoy hate watching it. It’s so bad.
The same plot every episode, just the names changed.
Mom does X, kids hate mom, kids want mom to do X.

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Why do I update @Apple iOS? It always makes my phone so slow. It now takes 30 seconds to load a photo.
Plus everything is different, and worse. I was curious how many steps I took this week. The easy to find calendar is gone. So is everything I wanted to look at.
Can I opt out?

[Verana Stark @VeranaStark]

It's so packed at Dukes Drive-in that they have traffic control. @WGNNews @nbcchicago @abcChicago @foxnews @cbschicago

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Conor McGregor has always been an asshole. He should have been banned from fighting professionally when he threw that dolly through a bus window.

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These two idiots on ABC News overnight show know nothing.
They have no clue about Woodstock, knew none of the music, and they didn’t know the Oscar Meyer song!
Everyone born in the last 30 years or so seem to have NO knowledge of anything before they were born. Pathetic.
@abcWNN

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Poo Fighters is an old joke.
Here is the oldest Poo Fighter tweet I could find.

[Lucy Pepper @lucypepper]

@snowgoon, surely not the poo fighters? beating rhead?

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So Hannah dumped some guy on The Bachelorette for being in a relationship when he came onto the show.
This is the same Hannah who was upset she was “slut-shamed” for sleeping with multiple contestants.
She was seeing 20 guys while on the show, so why is she upset?