karbon monoksida ini penjelasan paling saintifik dari fenomena astral: psikosis, melihat hantu, paranoia, dsb, dsb. satu indonesia keracunan karbon monoksida artinya kita bakal jadi gila satu negara.
Tiap ketemu orang yg gampang suudzon, berasumsi buruk ttg orang lain, suka curiga jangan2 itu projecting pikirannya sendiri.
Karena orang normal ga sejahat ini wey.
that’s why being in a relationship sesusah itu. it’s actually very high maintenance in ways people often underestimate. orang orang tuh selalu mikir kalau mereka siap, until they have to show up, communicate, compromise, and take accountability
Ini bener ya. Both of you can be busy tapi relationship itu memang notabenernya demanding. Also, please value your partner, they deserve more than the very least of you. Kenapa kok tiap ketemu partner pas energi sudah habis, sudah capek, mau istirahat aja? is it really love?
this is how you put data journalism into a good use. kalau di kota A kamu bisa beli ayam goreng setelah 19 menit bekerja, while di kota B you need almost 2 hrs, berarti kan ada yg salah dr ekonomi masyarakatnya
and you think you can solve that with MBG? 😂 be fucking for real
apa tips buat public speaking?
kalo aku pribadi: i don’t come there to impress. tp punya mindset “omongan gue penting loh buat didengerin”. jadi gue ngga pernah mikir lebih inferior dibanding audiencenya. stop thinking this is a life death situation, jadinya ga pernah panik 😃
“jgn pilih pilih kerja, trabas semua lowongan aja” but when you apply for jobs that aren’t relevant to your background, you’re called incompetent. when you apply for jobs that match your qualifications, you’re called too picky. terus maunya apa anjir? make it make fucking sense
kabar baiknya, asap kebakaran hutan di daerahku berkurang sedikit
kabar buruknya, aku melihat banyak sekali daerah baru yang ditanami bayi bayi sawit
if you still take this kebakaran hutan as jokes, you have no humanity at all, fu government, fu apathy people 😂🖕