dennis

[dennis @abcdenisee4]

@chase_campion 💅🏽💅🏽

[Maxx Chewning @MaxxChewning]

It’s not hard to be a good person

[Laurel @laurel_kremer]

Is he cute or is he just wearing a suit?

[Grace @gracecamille_]

my retirement plan is basically to just die

[dennis @abcdenisee4]

didn’t even know phoenix had a basketball team until this year lol

[dennis @abcdenisee4]

my boss’ boss just told me i need a hobby other than watching reality tv and hanging out with my dogs and honestly he’s not wrong

[Kieran @kieransofar]

“are you ok?” no i got my sleeve wet washing the dishes

[dennis @abcdenisee4]

I feel attacked

[dennis @abcdenisee4]

no one talk to me, bach mondays are back

[dennis @abcdenisee4]

not me being in my hometown for 48 hours and leaving my credit card at a hotel bar and having to have my parents take me to go get it. they must be so proud of me 🥰

[dennis @abcdenisee4]

after 25 years I’ve come to the realization that I’ve been convincing myself I’m low maintenance when I am in fact high maintenance... who knew

[DAN @j_rhodesthekid]

If I made plans with you while I was drunk and you believed that I would wake up at 10am to get brunch and mimosas with you that’s honestly your fault

[dennis @abcdenisee4]

my irrational pet peeve: when people ask questions on their instagram stories that they could have just googled and found the answer for

[dennis @abcdenisee4]

just watched trey lance’s Instagram following jump from 52k to 120k in the matter of an hour hahaha

[dennis @abcdenisee4]

@laurel_kremer Can’t give up being lazy so doesn’t look like the whole kid thing is gonna work out :/

[dennis @abcdenisee4]

yesterday i hired house cleaners and ate top ramen for dinner. who knew the further i got into adulthood, the lazier i’d get

[dennis @abcdenisee4]

@EmilyLaufman hahahaha when this was the biggest deal to us, luv u

[dennis @abcdenisee4]

no one talk to me i’ll be crying to taylor swift like i did at age 14 after the high school quarterback pretended to like me